Legacy Challenge

[Author's note: This is my first LEGACY CHALLENGE. I decided to start my sim CLARK WASHINGTON in college because well... college in real life is pretty damn cool. I quickly realized that college sucks in the damn sim world, but at least it allowed me to have some hilarious interactions and for Clark to make some friends and find a suitable "mate." I pretty much left it on autonomous and let the sims do them! I'll fill in Clark's wants/stats when I remember but for right now his lifetime aspiration is to earn 100,000!]



Hi, my name is Clark Washington. I was adopted by two wonderful sim parents and raised in suburban Atlanta. I had a pretty awesome childhood and I'm totally ready for college. I won an athletic scholarship to play basketball for a D1 Sim School... Sim State University! It doesn't get much better than that.

I don't want you thinking that I'm just another dumb jock. My goal in life is to earn enough money to retire from my sports career track and open a car dealership. Pretty funky huh?

But... to make it to the top and make that simoola, I gotta keep my body in shape... hence me exercising all over my crappy dorm. It gets the job done!




I also love to talk about sports. That's all I talk about...all...the...damn...time [author's sidenote: seriously, that's all he refuses to talk about...stinkin jock!]. College is pretty cool because you get to meet all of this dope people who'll listen to anything you say, without even knowing your name!




College is also cool because of the CHICKS. Man, they're everywhere! I went to play pools with some of my boys and I ended up dancing all night with this hot little cheerleader named Vanessa. She's Filipino and adopted, like me - from New Jersey. We hit it off right away...




Like REALLY hit it off right away...holla!

[author's sidenote: um... they really did hit it off right away and just randomly start making out and groping each other... it's pretty funny, that's all they do to each other, they never chat or anything...just sex sex sex all day long]




But college is full of limitless opportunities right? And while Vanessa is a pretty young thing... there's this baaaaaadddddd chick who lives right down the hall from me. Her name is Jennifer and she's a junior from California. She's pretty mean though... she acts as if I don't exist and doesn't get along with any of the girls in the dorm... you might call it impossible but I call it a challenge!



Of course in college you get the resident weirdos/perverts/general freaks of nature... for some reason my dorm seems to have a lot of them.

Case in point... this douchebag "Chris." Everyone in the dorm hates him... and I mean everyone. He'll probably grow up to be Charlie Manson or something - is that a post college career option? If not, it totally should be.

Oh and the girl is Jan. She's my hall neighbor and she's hella cool. I'll talk about her more later.



In addition to playing ball and training for the big leagues, I have to get my study on as often as possible so I don't flunk out. But it's kind of hard when you have all kinds of distractions like your team mascot stalking you...

[author's sidenote: if you woohoo with a mascot they keep their uniform... HILAROUS]



Or the hot chick on your floor studying...

right...

behind...

you...

*breaks out in cold sweat*




Or the hot chick taking a break from studying to come and introduce herself to you WHEN SHE REFUSES TO GIVE THE TIME OF DAY TO ANYONE ELSE ON THE FLOOR...

*gulp*




Is she flirting? Dude, who CARES! Jennifer talked to me! To quote Dave Chappelle... "gotcha bitch!"




Told ya Chris was a douchebag... he tried to pick a fight so I had to beat his ass... and the funny thing is, over the course of the next 3 years he stayed picking fights with me! I guess douchebags never learn.




Totally spotted another hot chick in the cafeteria today... her name is Viola and she's pretty cool. Maybe I'll holla at her on the sly...hope she doesn't catch me checking out her butt!




Ugh this dude again. I don't even know his name and he keeps trying to talk to me about famous films. Dude, it's not that deep. GO HOME.



So yeah, if you haven't noticed by now... it's my sophomore year. I did really well my freshman year... 3.5 GPA and made Dean's List once! Not bad for a down-south jock, huh? Oh and Jennifer and I have been chilling more and more... she's just so much fun! I mean what other chick wants to play rock/paper/scissors all day long? Maybe this could be the start of something...?




Then of course there's Vanessa... yikes. Totally blew her off for Jennifer. We kind of acknowledge each other when we pass in the hall... but um...yeah, talk about awkkkkkwwwwward!




Ohhhh snap, and I forgot to tell you about this chick who FLAT UP DIED in the dorm?! Can you believe that?! Just laid down in the hallway and started screaming... ish was scary as hell!




Death showed up and carted homegirl away... I think some of the girls in the dorm took it pretty hard. Personally I didn't know her but it was still kind of freaky...




Although the girl who took her dorm room was actually kind of cute... in a strange way I guess...?

[sidenote:... new girl is CRAZY]






So um yeah... where was I... oh yeah! So homegirl died... Jennifer took it pretty hard. She was all freaked out and kept claiming to have seen the ghost of the dead chick... I definitely stepped in to comfort her... and it totally brought us closer together...SCORE!




But me flirting with her really got her mind off of ghosts and other nonsense... we actually had a real conversation... about music. I learned that she played the Violin and was a huge classical music fan... me, personally, I'm a hip hop head... but Jennifer doesn't need to know that

*wink wink*




So as a sophomore, since my grades were so hot, I was offered a job as a tutor... and guess who one of my tutees (is that even a word?) is? Yup, that random hot chick Viola. Wow, she sure is cute... not Jennifer hot... not even Vanessa hot... but man she'd make a nice little side-piece NAHHHHH MEANNNN?!?!?! Yeah, I'm an asshole...and?




After tutoring, I usually like to relax by jamming to my ipod... lately though "cute but kinda weird" girl has been following me all over the place... now that I look closer... she's really not that cute... ok so her new name will be "fugly weird girl"...

*shudder*




Damn, you caught me in a "rock out with my cock out moment"... whatever, this song RULES. Plus I'm psyched cuz I have a date with Jennifer tonight...yup, a REAL date!




Ahhh... see I told you this chick was weird! I can't even have a private moment with the girl I'm trying to bang without this stalker chick showing up... ok from now on, her name is "fugly stalker chick." Can a brother live? I'm saying!