Legacy Challenge, College pt II

Welcome back! *sings welcome back welcome back welcome backkkkkkk*

So last time we got up I was totally about to score with Jennifer... welllll it didn't exactly happen... she pretty much led me along for the semester and headed back out to California when the semester was over for the Summer...

As for me... I did pretty badly academically during my sophomore year... my coach told me I was too girl crazy and that I needed to get my act together. Whatever dude, I'm still busting fools asses on the court and winning games right?!

Anyway I was bummed out because I thought Jennifer had graduated and was gone forever... but when I got back to campus in the Fall... she was totally there... and totally feeling me!

I didn't ask her WHY she was still in school... I'm not trying to piss her off, I''m just trying to get in them draws dude!



Wow... she actually let me make out with her in public... I have a good feeling about this...




But not such a great feeling about THIS... ugh GO AWAY!




*Michael Jackson Moment*

*HOOOOOOOOOOO*

[author's sidenote... So besides randomly groping chicks, throwing waterballoons, and listening to his ipod, Clark autonomously loves to splash in puddles... but only at night. It's sooooo strange!]




Man things have been really good between me and Jennifer... she actually runs out to greet me after I get home from basketball practice...



As for basketball... well things haven't been going so hot... we lost to Simdiana University last weekend... their our HUGE arch-rivals and we haven't lost to them in over 5 years... I kinda feel like it's my fault since my head wasn't in the game... all I could think about was Jennifer... anyway, we lost by 2 points and though our season record is still the best in our conference, our fans are pretty pissed off...

I mean just yesterday as I was leaving practice, some crazy granola chick tried to threaten me on the street!




She started screaming about "terrible...you suck...blah blah blah"... I wasn't even trying to HEAR that until she got all up in my face... I had to give her the "HO SIT DOWN" face to make her back the hell up!




On a lighter note, I met this real cute freshman chick while I was leaving my econ class the other day... she told me her name was "Tastee" and she'd be happy to "taste me"... whaaaaaaaaaatttttt?! I guess being the star basketball player has it's perks! We're supposed to go to a party on Saturday night... no need to tell Jennifer right...?




Ohhhh I forgot to tell you about this dude named "Dirk" who lives in my dorm... we're kinda cool in all but homeboy STAYS blowing up the bathroom... it's hilarious! He must be hiding cancer in his crap cuz that shit stinkkkkkkkssss! Plus dude has a mullet... his whole entire existence is COMEDY GOLD. Jokes jokes!




Oh and this is my chemistry lab parter Len. Don't mind the scary hair, he's a cool dude. He's helped me jumpstart my junior year GPA... never would have been able to get through chem without this dude!

We actually connect on a lot of things... he's given me a lot of ideas for getting my money straight so that after college I can buy a house and start saving for my car dealership.



MAJOR DEVELOPMENT FOLKS... IT'S CRAZY!!!

So last night I'm hanging out with Jennifer... we're goofing off... pillowfighting...




And Jennifer totally grabs my ass... and then starts grabbing a lot more! WOW.




Next thing I know, we're making out in her bed... and BOOM she's giving up the goods!

Holy crap, I scored with Jennifer... NO ONE scores with Jennifer!!




Man I was so excited that I didn't even CARE that she kicked me out of her room, leaving me standing in the hallway at 3am damn near butt nekkid... I did it! Ahhhh I smashed Jennifer! Oh shit son oh shit!!




*Pause*

Ok wait, why is Jennifer walking around in HER underwear in front of Len? Not cool... I'm really not that hype anymore...



And ahhhh is that my coach? What the hell is he doing here? Ok I gotta go hide before he spots me and whups my ass...




So later that night I decided to confront Jennifer... I asked her what the hell was wrong with her, walking around in her undies right in front of Len and half the dorm...

Man... if that ho didn't give me the nastiest response I've EVER gotten from a chick... talking 'bout... "you don't own me negro!" and "I do what I want... I did you didn't I?"

*mouth hangs open*

Damn... she only wanted ME for the business? Stop playing, that's crazy!

I guess it wasn't that crazy...



She also told me that she didn't love me (didn't ask her to)... and that she didn't even really like me (damn that one hurt)... she started to walk away so I grabbed her stank ass and tried to get her to talk to me...




"Ahhh don't you get it it Clark? My goal in life is to sleep with at least 20 different sims!"

[author's sidenote... that really is her life aspiration... hence her not being Clark's perfect match lol]

WOW... that was cold-blooded. As I stood there screaming at her and seeing her stony face, I realized she wasn't worth it. So I left.



And who did I run back to? Good old Vanessa who welcomed me back with wide open arms...